So, I saw this Internet meme about Star Wars on Facebook today:
Of course, my morbid sense of humour finds this hilariously funny (even though the 3 year old me seeing Star Wars in the movie theatre is terrified beyond belief).
What happens?
Anne posts a response on my Facebook post:
Luke: I wonder what they’re cooking.
C3PO: Uncle Owen.
Luke: Fine. I wonder what HE’S cooking.
C3PO: Uncle Owen.
Luke: Dammit, 3-PO. Quit being such a grammar Vader.
Not being able to let this rest, I add:
Luke: What does it smell like he’s cooking? Bantha?
C3PO: Uncle Owen.
Anne replies:
Luke: Well, what do you think Aunt Beru is doing?
C3PO: Roasting. Maybe smoking. Maybe both.
Luke: Aunt Beru doesn’t smoke.
C3PO: She does now.
To have me finish:
Luke: But she’s got bad lungs.
C3PO: I’m afraid they’re worse now.
Luke: And she’s never roasted in her life.
C3PO: She hasn’t broken that record, nor do I think she shall, Master Luke.
We’re nuts. But we have the same sense of humour. Which is why we are Luke and Leia on Earth…
(And Anne adds: “A little too well done, though. All the good Jawas know you never take Tatooinans past medium rare. Rookie Imperial error.”)
I’m. Still. Laughing!!!
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